Awko Taco Advice

Hey Awko Tacos' Followers :)

It's Sarah. Well I'm gonna do the first Awko Taco post on advice we give to you! Exciting huh? So allow me explain the situation that I came across due to another very awko taco One Direction loving friend. On this very boring day, my friend texted me an extremely long text message that I had to forward to her crush (or kinda just a guy she liked, not sure it was really a crush) that explained she couldn't see or talk to him due to parental reasons and a little over the top flirting on both parts.
So basically we can call them starcrossed lovers like Romeo and Juliet just not as romantic or intense. Continuing the story, so when my friend got off her punishment (kinda) she decided or accidentally talked back to her parents and landed herself in an extremely nubbish punishment that was way worst than the first. This brings me to my advice to you Awko Tacos, Funyuns or whatever category you have placed yourself in. ;)

FIRST! Even if this is kind of obvious I'm gonna say it anyways. If you have a crush on someone DO NOT flirt with them in front of their/your parents because that will (most likely) land you in an awko situation where the parents will hate you (maybe) - this is especially true for girls because well, most parents don't want random guys flirting or touching their "little girl", just saying (take notes, guys, it might help in your future). 

SECOND! Even if you've heard this probably more than once, its just better if you think before you speak. If my friend had did so, she wouldn't have ended up in the nub nut situation that she had. Plus this will save you from long groundings for talking back or detentions for insulting a teacher even if the teacher is annoying (Trust me. I know how you feel). But don't get me wrong, speaking your mind is totally fun, but just know when to do it. Kay? (That's me trying to get deep, but it's so not as fun as being random.)

So this is my advice to you awko taco fans and i hope it helps you somewhere in your strange, but interesting life. Oh yeah sorry for the really long post. I'm not so good at writing short things, but I will try to make the next one shorter :) Hehehe bye guys and keep following the Awko Taco blog. ~

From Sarah :D

Fashion-Tribal

Hey Awko Tacos! :)


It's Sam. Today, this will be the first Awko Taco blog post about FASHION.
(Thank you, Unicorn Friend!) I'm all dressed up & ready for a beach day today! 
Not sure what beach, but I better be prepared. 
This is my TRIBAL OUTFIT for the beach. :3

So this is my outfit for the day. 

It consists of:

One bright red tank top from EXPRESS (on sale!) layered with a white/off white tank, shorts with pockets sticking out of it (it has a tribal pattern on the pockets), metallic gladiator sandals, a cultural dream-catcher bracelet (made of string), multicolored bangles, a copper necklace with a hummingbird on it, & a long clip of feathers from Charlotte Russe

Try it out! :) 

~Sam  

Interesting Day

Today, Sarah & I had a little adventure with our unicorn friend. :) 


It was interesting. ~awkward silence~ And then our unicorn friend traveled back to Narnia. (No questions on that). You can meet her by clicking the link called Unicorn Friend. -------------------------------------------------------------->
After, we had a wonderful awko taco cellphone experience. Try this at home! 
First, find a friend. 
Second, hijack each others phone. 
Third, text a random person in their contacts, that you do not know or are not close to. (Try not to text the parents of your friend or be overly awko taco). 
It'll definitely be a fun chat. :3


Sarah had a fun experience texting a new friend of mine from my summer school. 
But, I texted a random 8th grader & did not have a fun time because this person was not entertaining. They hate rice. That's a crime against humanity. So therefore, anyone lower & more awkward than an awko taco, is a nub. He was a nub. (Maybe) 
This is the scale:
Fun people----> Funyun 
Half fun, half awkward----> Funbuns
Awkward people----> Awko Tacos
Lower than Awkward people-----> Nubs. (Sarah: Hehehehehe)


Use this scale to describe people. It'd be the new trend. ;) 


Bye for now! :D
~Sam
(& Sarah) 

Welcome~ Peace, Love, & Awko Tacos

Hey People-Of-the-World-that-Are-Looking-At-This, 

This is our first blog post! :) Yay! Welcome. 

This blog will be covering life, viewpoints, and much much more! 

So, the reason why we started this blog is because we were bored and our magical unicorn friend from Narnia (quote, quote) introduced us to the idea. :3 

We shall post as often as we can, whenever something awko taco or fun happens. 

Comment & follow for more! 

From Sam & Sarah :)